Today’s Joke

English

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“I’ve had it with your silly remarks about my weight. I’m leaving you!”
“But honey, what about our child?”
“What child?!”
“Oh, so you’re not pregnant?”

Hindi Section :

एक लड़का क्लास में लड़की को रोज चुपके चुपके देखा करता था,
एक दिन लड़का बोला – I Love You,
लड़की – अगर मैं भी I Love You बोलूँ,
तो तुमको कैसा लगेगा?
लड़का – जानम, मैं तो ख़ुशी से मर जाऊँगा,
लड़की बड़ी चालाक निकली,
तिरछी नजर घुमा के बोली- जा नहीं बोलती,
जी ले अपनी जिंदगी

Assassin’s Creed Syndicate Review

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Today’s Joke

Hindi Section :

संता बंता के घर गया..
वहां ‘बंता की बीवी को देख कर बोला…
संता:-
“तेरी और भाभी की जोड़ी तो ‘राम-सीता’ की जोड़ी है।
बंता:-
“कहाँ यार…
ना तो ये धरती में समाती है
और
ना ही इसे कौई ‘रावण’ ले जाता है!!

English Section :

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

Escaping the Darkness

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Todays Joke

Hindi Section :

उसने पूछा तुम्हारी शादी हो गयी
क्या ?? . . . .
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मेने कहा नही मै ऐसे ही परेशान हूँ

English Section:

Sardars Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again.

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Humanity is lost somewhere ….

After watching this news I was really shocked. It is devastating ,how could someone do this. It seems like Humanity has lost its way. Human life lost its value. And this people have lost their minds. This man (Ramchandra Chavan) killed his wife and then beheaded her with an axe. Taking her head in one hand and the axe in the other he was walking on the road when the police arrested him. This is really a ‘Kalyug‘ man..

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